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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:54 pm Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

                                                   
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Dubai  Sea  Fish  =  duboisi  cichlid.   Chuckle                

 
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:15 am Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

                                                   
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Pelco/Subkermouth  eats  s**t  of  all  other  fish.   Buy  one  and  you  don't  need  a  filter.
                 

 
 Yes.  I  have  seen  some  LFS  guy  mentioning  plecos  as  Tank  Cleaners.  He  mentioned  that  no  need  to  feed  them  specifically  and  they  will  survive  eating  s**t  of  other  fishes.
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 5:47 pm Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

 Two  months  back,  I  saw  a  guy  pitch  a  full  co2  setup  for  a  20g  tank.  He  sold  them  5  stem  plants.
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 6:12 pm Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

 Just  came  back  from  the  LFS  and  one  of  them,  infact  the  owner  of  the  shop  said  (when  asked  about  the  compatibility  of  neon  tetras  and  agelfish)......  Sir,  isse  badhiya  aur  koi  fish  hai  he  nahi......  neon  tetra  to  rehti  he  angelfish  k  saath  hai.......
 
 
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 8:14 pm Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

 Thats  ture.  Until  the  time  they  end  up  in  their  belly  Chuckle
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:30 pm Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:34 pm Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

 How  about  the  time  I  visited  an  LFS  and  asked  him  why  the  CO2  cylinder  had  two  pressure  gauges.  The  answer  was  "Oh!  Both  read  the  same  thing  -  only  the  units  are  different.  One  is  PSI  and  the  other  is  lb/in2".   Surprised   When  I  explained  that  both  units  meant  the  same  thing,  he  gave  me  a  disgusted  look  and  his  response  was  "All  that  matters  is,  when  the  needle  goes  to  zero,  change  the  cylinder".  
 
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 7:38 am Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

 here  is  a  list  of  stupid  statements  made  by  an  LFS  dude  near  me:
 
 1:  I  cant  promise  you  the  life  of  the  fish.  I  can  confidently  say  they  wont  die  before  you  reach  home.  After  that  am  not  sure.
 2:  Green  water  issue:  add  poison  to  the  water  and  it  will  kill  the  algea  then  add  fish.  (This  was  my  fav!  i  fell  to  the  ground  laughing  my    off  so  hard  my  friends  had  to  come  and  drive  me  back  home.)
 3:  All  fish  like  heavy  current  (sure)
 4:  All  this  cycling  is  BS!  Just  throw  water  in  and  add  fish.  Nothing  will  happen.
 
 Renamed  "Special  fish"
 
 Duboisi  Cichlid:  Mustard  Stripe  Cichlid.
 Full  Black,  Half  Moon  tail  Russian  Velvet  Guppy:  Moontail  Molly  Guppy.
 Albino  Pleco:  Cream  Sucker  Fish
 Albino  Red  Eye  Pleco:  Redded  Cream  Sucker  Fish.
 Golden  Balloon  Rams:  Yellow  with  red  eye  cichlid.
 Spotted  Scat:  Leopard  Fish
 Pinoy  Angel:  "Special"  Blue  Angel.
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 7:50 am Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

 Oh  Cichlids  are  pronounces  Chick-leeds  here.  Took  me  a  while  till  i  was  able  to  get  what  he  meant.  "Chick  Leads"  me  where?  Has  to  lead  me  somewhere  right?  LOL
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 10:10 am Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

 Find  the  chick  first  Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:16 pm Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

 1.  One  guy  here  thinks  he  knows  way  tooo  much  about  making  tanks,he  makes  them,removes  all  unwanted  silicon,  makes  it  neat  and  clean  and  tells  "This  is  japanese  technology  aquarium  tank,  ordinary  2ft  tank  cost  u  700  rs,  this  japanese  tank  cost  u  1200  rupees.."
 
 2.me:  I  have  nano  15g  marine  tank,  what  all  fish  can  i  put??
 LFS:oh  good!  u  can  buy  a  blue  calar  tang,two  clown  fish,and  two  damselfish!
 me  :isnt  that  too  much  fish  for  such  a  small  tank?  last  time  i  took,  all  died..i  lost  lots  of  money..
 LFS:See..  u  gotta  take  your  risks...this  hobby  is  only  like  that..just  take  it  and  go  na..even  i  take  risk,  so  many  fish  i  ship,half  dead  they  come.  so  i  raise  price  and  put  on  you  
 me  :  Surprised  :?
 
 3.and  people!  There  are  SOOO  MANY  people  who  buy  Plastic  plants  and  aqua  clay!  the  lfs  has   tank  himself,  let  me  show  you  the  pic..
 Ppl  come  and  see  and  say  "what  a  nice  colorful  setup!!"  gimme  that!  
 
 look  at  the  bottom  tank,  and  dont  see  the  super  overcrowded  tank  above,  it  hurts!  Sad
 
 Had  to  edit  the  baby  out  of  the  pic  Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:25 am Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

 Once  I  went  to  satara  and  a  lfs  there  told  me  that  if  you  use  heater  in  the  tank  and  set  it  to  28-30deg  celsius  then  algae  will  stay  out  of  your  tank.  ROFL   ROFL   ROFL
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:59 am Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

 This  happened  last  weekend  -
 
 I  was  at  a  LFS  talking  to  the  owner.  A  guy  comes  into  the  shop.  I  can  see  that  the  owners  face  brightens  up.  He  tells  his  assistant  to  help  the  guy.  This  guy  starts  pointing  random  tanks  and  says  want  2  of  these,  2  of  these............  the  assistant  just  cant  keep  up  with  the  guy.  At  the  end  f  it  all,  there  is  a  bag  full  of  assorted  fishes.  Never  mind  whats  compatible  and  whats  not.
 
 The  owner  grinningly  says,  "he  is  one  of  our  regular  customers".  And  we  blame  just  the  LFS  guys.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:16 am Post subject: Re: Hilarious ideas/suggestions/tactics used by LFS Reply with quote

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 LFS  guy  claims  that  the  live  plants  come  from  Singapore....  but  the  plants  are  rolled  in  malayalam  news  paper...  i  think  Kerala  is  shifted  to  singapore   ROFL   ROFL   ROFL
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