Have been fishing in and around Chennai for the past 20 years.
Said the ricefish to the Tilapia:
"Please dont gulp me in."
"Well" roared the cichlid, "Ill spare you
But not your little kin"
"Are you not an alien?"
wailed the ricefish thin.
Maybe I am, my dear,
But its men who brought me in!" - RJRD